Alice in Wonderland.

I LOVE it! It makes so much sense....... that it becomes nonsense. Like THIS!

`Why do you sit out here all alone?' said Alice, not wishing to begin an argument.

`Why, because there's nobody with me!' cried Humpty Dumpty. `Did you think I didn't know the answer to that? Ask another.'

and THIS!

`In that case we start afresh,' said Humpty Dumpty, `and it's my turn to choose a subject --' (`He talks about it just as if it was a game!' thought Alice.) `So here's a question for you. How old did you say you were?'

Alice made a short calculation, and said `Seven years and six months.'

`Wrong!' Humpty Dumpty exclaimed triumphantly. `You never said a word like it!'

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`I mean, what is an un-birthday present?'

`A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course.'

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`Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?' Alice asked.

`We called him Tortoise because he taught us,' said the Mock Turtle angrily: `really you are very dull!'

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`That's the reason they're called lessons,' the Gryphon remarked: `because they lessen from day to day.'

think about it guysss!!