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new blog. shared with denise.

be there. or be fat.

unless you wanna be fat.

then be there. or be square.

and we all know that squares are skinny.

Hi.

My name is Danielle. Not Esther! Not Denise! Not Debbie!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

That's all.

BEST BLOG POST EVER!!

OKay. School.

I don't want to. Most of my friends are leaving soon or they've already left. Lord, please send me some friends. Or send me to someone to be friends with. =S

Janice, you should be happy you don't have to go to school anymore.

i dont see why everyone likes david cook so much. but. i dont like david archuleta either.

i didn't watch a single episode of American Idol this year. was it good? was it bad?

i dont know. i said i didn't watch it!

i think it's cool how . look. look. look. see? do you see it? yeah i see it too. that's why i think it's cool.

peach.

how do you guys have such long posts?!

LET me try.

SOOOOOOOOOO today i'm gonna go hang out. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

bleh.

i'm watching Horton Hears a Who now! i'm jealous of his ears!!! he can make them go into whatever shape! wowzah.

ok that's all for today kids.

soo.... this should be a fun day of nothing....

i seriously have nothing to update about. so if you think of something. let me know. and don't say camp.

soo.... this should be a fun day of nothing....

i seriously have nothing to update about. so if you think of something. let me know. and don't say camp.

there's a bird in my house..... i can hear my maids screaming outside my room. and it's the same bird that has been knocking on my window everyday. stupid bird. ugh. so annoying.

How do you talk fat?

Alephbootanicanarianbotatan.

That's my future son's name. ;)

Oh and Marielle's too. I mean. She'll have a DIFFERENT son of course....

AWKWAAAAAAAAAARDDDD......................................................

Okay. ANYWAY. Ummmm... Argh I forgot what I was gonna update about.

How about aerospace dynamics? Should I update about that?

HEH! HEH! HEH!

.. bye.

Laugh Bubbles.

I keep getting all these laugh bubbles! And it isn't cool cos I'm sitting in my room on my own. And it's not like I want to. But I keep randomly bursting into laughter ever few minutes and then stopping. Then few minutes later another laugh bubble comes.

Oh.

Cedric the Wisdom Operator just said something about the salmon thing that made total sense to me.

He says maybe the salmon aren't friendly because we eat them! Which makes total sense! I mean, if you knew that someone was on an airplane above you just so that he could catch you to eat you... would you go near? Of course not!

Cedric so wise hor?? And last time ah. I asked him if insects could rip other insects apart and he said that they could. If humans can do it why can't they?

SO WISE HORRR???

w-w-w-w-whaaaat?

i noticed something! i've heard people say stuff about friendly dolphins but i've never heard anyone talk about other types of friendly fish. like, you never hear people go, "i played with the salmon while i was in redang! they are SUCH friendly fish!!"

i really wanna know why!! why?? are dolphins the only type of fish that can be friendly? are dolphins even.. fish? do they have bigger brains? maybe if they have bigger brains that gives them the capacity to be friendly.

and i think i have this natural ability to make awkward moments. maybe it's a chee gift! :)

Bonjour!

I would type more French but I'm afraid of spelling the words all wrong. So I'll type in French on Thursday after French class okays? Hehe! Or maybe tomorrow.

All I remember now is "Je parle un peu Francai." AND I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF THAT'S RIGHT!!

Whartever.

HEY YOU! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? NOPE! YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE! STAY!! IN THIS BUBBLE!

Bubble gum.. I like the watermelon flavor the best! :) The other day I found out that one of my friends doesn't like the watermelon flavor... I've forgotten who it was/is already though! Bah. English is confusing. But I can't speak any other language fluently so I can't be picky! Anyways, yes. Watermelon is the way to go.

Oh if only I didn't have to think long and hard about what I wanted to say here. But if I didn't.. it'd become one of THOSE blogs. I don't know what that was supposed to mean though!

I bought "Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl" yesterday!! :) I actually bought it for when I go on my horeeday. But I'm already halfway through and I'm afraid it won't last til my horeeday. So I wanna buy another book soon. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not.

I wanna buy "The Perks of Being a Wallflower". It sounds interesting. If you were to ask me what sort of book it was or what it was about I wouldn't be able to answer though. I'm not really good at doing that. Sorta thing. I really really really wanna buy it though! I can't wait! I can't stop thinking about it. Just talking about it here (or typing) is making me shake my legs cos I'm so excited abourit!!!!

I love how when I read I see it playing like a movie in my head! Rachel Soon sees it too! I mean.. in her own head, of course.

OK well I'm done for now.

HONKY TONK BADONKADONK!

oh and i'm gonna link all of you who i've been promising to link for the past year.

update!

hi. what's up. cool. is it sunday already? school's starting tomorrow you know. i'm not ready. i better go do some math later *pushes up imaginary glasses*!

i love honey. yeaap.

i don't wanna go to school! i don't really have a group of friends or anything there. i just kinda go somewhere and say something.... then go somewhere else. though that's how it's been lately. i've been feeling all lonely lately it's weird. since i'm with people. alot? i dont know. and if i wanted to text someone.. i wouldn't have anyone cos either they've run out of credit or i feel like i'm annoying them. hm. so most of the time when one of these lonely feelings come i just go to sleep.. soo i've been sleeping alot lately. hahaha. yup.

today a red ant somehow got on my head.

yeah what am i talking about. i want/need new sneakers.

wow this is probably the most boring update ever.. since last week.

hello!

EVERYBODY!! how's it going? how are your holidays? i sure hope they're better than mine! oh wait, they're DEFINITELY better than mine. i think my english is wrong. but oh well i dont really care right now.

so i'm only allowed to go out ONCE during my holidays. yup. and mom doesn't want me sitting around at home doing nothing so she wants me to go to school and study. so..... this isn't really a holiday is it? yeah. anger bubbles. alot of bubbles. like a coke.

soooo i'm thinking................................................................................................. cool. i saw this bumper sticker that said "pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil" and i agree. i hate pickles.

i have found new motivation to graduate from highschool :) see. if i graduate quick i spend less money on this school. then i can take my 1 or 3 months break. and then i can go to college. and then OFF TO UNI. i'm not looking forward to the "uni" part. i'm looking forward to the "OFF TO" part.

even if i didn't want to graduate early i'd still have to anyway. it's not my choice! i can't even choose when i wanna graduate. how beautiful this is huh!!!

yup yup yup yup. this is wordy isn't it.

i hate math. yet. i have to work on math the most cos i hate it so much that it's my slowest subject. ughhh. if you wanna give me some free math lessons. give me a call. hahaha. i can't even do like. percentage. i dont know how. and when i find out. i forget later. all these formula things!!!! so annoying. why must it be so logical? why can't i just answer "elephant" to everything? gosh.......

so at 4 in the evening i thought "okay i should go take a bath now" but i got sleepy so i decided to lie down awhile. i woke up at 7 something for dinner. and now it's 10 and i still haven't taken my bathy bathy. i should go. oh but i'm so lazy!

i'm just gonna go "i should go" one more time and then post this but NOT take a bath just yet.

i should go.

i got tagged.

LIST OUT 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:

1) A beagle. So I can name it Rocky Balboa or Missy Elliott. :)

2) A laptop. There's something wrong with my computer anyway. And if I had a laptop I could be using it in my room and just be like, "Oh, I feel like going to the kitchen now." and just get up and go to the kitchen with the laptop! This is the laptop my sister has now actually! But yeah.

3) I'm running out of things to wish for. Ummm. Paramore concert? Hahahah! I dunno!!?!

3) How about a hug?! I googled "old people hugs" on google images and a dog came out. =S Okay, no pictures because all the hugs in the pictures don't look nice. They're so half hugged. Get it? half hugged. half heart. HA. Okay nevermind.

4) How about the present of less fats? Or the present to want to exercise? Cool. Cool. I've taken care of wish number 4 then. I don't think I should google "less fats".

5) I HAVE RUN OUT OF PRESENTS TO WISH FOR. How about an empty box okay? Wrapped really nicely. You can put things in it too if you want. As long as it's not a white rat ready to jump out at me.

THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU:

Crystal. =)

YOUR FIRST 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HER:

- HOTTIE ALERT!! hahahahaha!
- Her voice sounds inflated?? heh.
- I like her handwriting! Sign sign.
- Her glasses are thick. Round too.
- Her hair's pretty. And long. Yup.

THE MOST MEMORABLE THING SHE HAS DONE/GIVEN TO YOU:

Ummmm... This is probably memorable because I broke it. But she gave me this little jar thing with a flower and coffee beans in it. And about an hour later I broke it by accident. I felt like I lost a piece of my heart when I saw it break into half. =(

THE MOST MEMORABLE THING SHE HAS SAID TO YOU:

I guess something about me being wise since it's a big change being called wise and not stupid. =)

IF SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER, YOU TWO WILL:

*kinky1*

IF SHE BECOMES YOUR ENEMY, THE REASON WILL BE BECAUSE:

If that ever happens (it wont. but if it does) it'll probably be something stupid like she broke my finger into half or something I dunno?

5 PEOPLE YOU WANNA TAG:

- Kelsey Rorora Raj
- Cedric Cha. (YES)
- Kimberly Koh. !!!!
- Belle Tan :):):):):)
- Topher must Update.

Who is number 3 having a relationship with?
I don't know ask her.

Who is number 5 having a relationship with?
Hot chick from San Diego I'm guessing! hehe. He probably won't even see this. But oh well!

If number 2 and number 3 got together, would it be a good thing?
Hmm.. Cedric and Kimberly. The names sound good together. So sure!

What about number 4 and number 5?
NONONO! EW EW EW. NONONO! THIS IS LIKE CRYSTALS TAG. HAHA!

What is number 3 studying?
The art of.. grocery shopping.

When was the last time you chatted with number 5?
Too long ago. Waay too long ago.

Does number 4 work?
I'm not sure actually! Do you work?

Would you be with number 1?
What kinda question is that?! OF COURSE I'd be with number 1!! I kinda already am!! GoSH!

How about number 5?
*awkward turtle* No I'm not calling him an awkward turtle. Go google it. Or ask me.

Does number 2 have any siblings?
Yep! HOT siblings too. ahhaah!

How did you get to know number 2 and number 4?
Cedric - Church. Somehow. Someway. I HAVE NO CLUE. Woah.
Belle - Church too. Probably JC Works right? Maybe Wordless.

Where does number 1 live at?
Ingle Farm, Something, Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.

Is number 3 the sexiest person in the world?
Nope. In the UNIVERSE!

Kay now that that's done with. I need to show you guys a picture. It's the world's strongest dog. It has 24 packs. Brace yourselves.

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HER name is Big Wendy.

peas and grease.

Alice in Wonderland.

I LOVE it! It makes so much sense....... that it becomes nonsense. Like THIS!

`Why do you sit out here all alone?' said Alice, not wishing to begin an argument.

`Why, because there's nobody with me!' cried Humpty Dumpty. `Did you think I didn't know the answer to that? Ask another.'

and THIS!

`In that case we start afresh,' said Humpty Dumpty, `and it's my turn to choose a subject --' (`He talks about it just as if it was a game!' thought Alice.) `So here's a question for you. How old did you say you were?'

Alice made a short calculation, and said `Seven years and six months.'

`Wrong!' Humpty Dumpty exclaimed triumphantly. `You never said a word like it!'

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`I mean, what is an un-birthday present?'

`A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course.'

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`Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?' Alice asked.

`We called him Tortoise because he taught us,' said the Mock Turtle angrily: `really you are very dull!'

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`That's the reason they're called lessons,' the Gryphon remarked: `because they lessen from day to day.'

think about it guysss!!

no no. she's not gonna become lesbian just cos i gave her a pat on the back.

You know how i posted about that bird who's always flying into my window?? It's still there. Everyday. It's driving me crazyyyyyyyy!! THERE'S TWO OF THEM NOW! MADD!!

Look at this!

it's the 8 year old kelsey! so cute! kels, you seriously look like ryan.

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Guys it's 12:40.. I've been awake! For the past few days. AWAKE AWAKE. I KEEP TRYING TO SAY AWEKE? it's great.

Guys. Again I start with Guys... I just completely lost my train of thought..

I LOVE THAT. TRAIN OF THOUGHT. IT'S LIKE. IT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE! Train.. I MEAN. YES. IT'S LIKE WEEOOEEOO.............. Does it make sense to you? Yes I'm talking to you.

Imagine if the world was just.. not round. Flat. The people living right at the edges would have many safety rule things. Imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's like. You take a walk right to the edge..... then you just start floating cos there's no more gravity. That's great man. I think that countries at the edge would make the edges like.. tourist attractions. Don't you think? Like. They'd tie a rope around you and just push you off and WOO THERE YOU GO. I mean. Yeah. That makes complete sense to me.

I'm listening to something really nice right now.

I'm really tired of sitting on my bum. But there's nothing to do. I just felt like maybe it's time this blog got a proper update (as in more than 5 sentences). I'm falling deeply in love with Switchfoot I just have to tell you guys that.

Kay, I'm gonna just post this thing now. And hopefully you guys have learned something deep and meaningful from this.

Oh and Happy Chinese New Year to you chinese people.

And to every other race..

HAHA YOU SUCKERS ARE STILL STUCK IN THE OLD YEAR! NENENIBOOBOO!

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How come we're never faster than the moon?

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How come we're never faster than the moon?

okokokokok.

SO!

when i bathe i always wear my contacts. cos i only take my contacts off at night. see?

but today i took off my contacts. and i realised that water going into your eyes hurts alot more when you aren't wearing contacts.

yay update:)

TO my jie jie

WHY? WHY MUST YOU listen to your music with your earphones on and sing loud loud while i'm sleeping? WHY??

and i smoke more packs than you do a day so i win!

TODAY I DID A REALLY COOL THING WITH BETSY! I MADE HER HAVE A LIFE OF HER OWN!

I SAW GOATS TODAY!!!!

heehehhehehehehehe!!

outside the guard house place of where i live! hehehehehehe!!

heheehhehehehehehhe!!!!!

O.o

Hey guys! My name is Danielle and I turn 8 in four months! :):):)

and did you like my lala emoticon up there? -.-'