Alice in Wonderland.

I LOVE it! It makes so much sense....... that it becomes nonsense. Like THIS!

`Why do you sit out here all alone?' said Alice, not wishing to begin an argument.

`Why, because there's nobody with me!' cried Humpty Dumpty. `Did you think I didn't know the answer to that? Ask another.'

and THIS!

`In that case we start afresh,' said Humpty Dumpty, `and it's my turn to choose a subject --' (`He talks about it just as if it was a game!' thought Alice.) `So here's a question for you. How old did you say you were?'

Alice made a short calculation, and said `Seven years and six months.'

`Wrong!' Humpty Dumpty exclaimed triumphantly. `You never said a word like it!'

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`I mean, what is an un-birthday present?'

`A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course.'

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`Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?' Alice asked.

`We called him Tortoise because he taught us,' said the Mock Turtle angrily: `really you are very dull!'

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`That's the reason they're called lessons,' the Gryphon remarked: `because they lessen from day to day.'

think about it guysss!!

no no. she's not gonna become lesbian just cos i gave her a pat on the back.

You know how i posted about that bird who's always flying into my window?? It's still there. Everyday. It's driving me crazyyyyyyyy!! THERE'S TWO OF THEM NOW! MADD!!

Look at this!

it's the 8 year old kelsey! so cute! kels, you seriously look like ryan.

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Guys it's 12:40.. I've been awake! For the past few days. AWAKE AWAKE. I KEEP TRYING TO SAY AWEKE? it's great.

Guys. Again I start with Guys... I just completely lost my train of thought..

I LOVE THAT. TRAIN OF THOUGHT. IT'S LIKE. IT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE! Train.. I MEAN. YES. IT'S LIKE WEEOOEEOO.............. Does it make sense to you? Yes I'm talking to you.

Imagine if the world was just.. not round. Flat. The people living right at the edges would have many safety rule things. Imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's like. You take a walk right to the edge..... then you just start floating cos there's no more gravity. That's great man. I think that countries at the edge would make the edges like.. tourist attractions. Don't you think? Like. They'd tie a rope around you and just push you off and WOO THERE YOU GO. I mean. Yeah. That makes complete sense to me.

I'm listening to something really nice right now.

I'm really tired of sitting on my bum. But there's nothing to do. I just felt like maybe it's time this blog got a proper update (as in more than 5 sentences). I'm falling deeply in love with Switchfoot I just have to tell you guys that.

Kay, I'm gonna just post this thing now. And hopefully you guys have learned something deep and meaningful from this.

Oh and Happy Chinese New Year to you chinese people.

And to every other race..

HAHA YOU SUCKERS ARE STILL STUCK IN THE OLD YEAR! NENENIBOOBOO!

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How come we're never faster than the moon?

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How come we're never faster than the moon?