Why Are You Looking Here When What You Really Wanna Do is Pick Your Nose?

Not everyone that danielle ng is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for danielle ng. This amuses danielle ng because she is bulletproof.

When danielle ng falls in water, danielle ng doesn't get wet. Water gets danielle ng.

danielle ng eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects danielle ng could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and danielle ng.

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at danielle ng � dies.

danielle ng doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: danielle ng once swallowed a turtle whole, and when she crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

danielle ng can delete the Recycling Bin.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a woman, and vanquish evil from the land. That woman is not danielle ng, because danielle ng killed that woman.

For undercover police work, danielle ng pins her badge underneath her shirt, directly into her chest.

danielle ng will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.

On her birthday, danielle ng randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

danielle ng can get Blackjack with just one card.

When danielle ng wants an egg, she cracks open a chicken.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And danielle ng."

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of danielle ng."