God has a funny sense of humor.

When he created me. He created everything big.

Except my nose.

I tried making conversation about two of you were so caught up in your own things.

So I ended up talking to myself :(

"MM.. i love fruits. don't you? I do. I do"

101th Post.

101 is so much better than 100. And also because I just realised that yesterday was the 100th. Anywayyy..

It's a good day to do a jigsaw puzzle don't you think?

HI grrrrr. that's me growling. waahhaa. growling is fun i'ts such an awkward sound.

this is to you. get over yourself. and i need to get over myself too. HIGH FIVE LOW FIVE IN THE MIDDLE. wooooochacha!!!

there's a difference between boring and mature.

love doesn't even look like a word anymore.

HI. Please close the door behind you on your way out.

kthanksbye

i feel so deceived.

and i feel like i'm failing.

do i sound like i have psycho issues now?

that post three posts down.

remember that post?

it's just a bunch of copy paste stuff.

but my momma thought i made it up myself. and she got worried cos she thought i was covering up for some psychological issues that i might have.

and incase some of you might've thought so too..

i'm fine. i do not have psychological issues.

i really like how this thing saves as a draft automatically. it's great!

anyway, gotta go spy on my neighbors now.

sorry mom for making you think that your daughter was incredibly strong yet crazy.

and. that's all. there's some else that i wanted to post about. but maybe tomorrow. i think i've posted too much today.

peace! in the night!

To the Chubbies / Kool Llama gang:

This is the exciting thing I did today that I told you guys to come to my blog to .. know of.

Here we goooooooooooooooooooo (pronounced "goo")!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today I went to Tesco (like I said in the post before this) and so we're doing this and that looking for.. you know.. STUFF* to buy.

AND THEN WE SEE THIS BOX! And I'm like, "Moooooooooooooooooom (pronounced "mom" really long).. Moooooooooooooooooooooom! Check this out! Let's get it! Let's get it!"

And she's like "YEAH!"

She checks it out and goes, "But it's 70 dollars for the 12 inch one. Too expensive!"

And I'm like, "We don't need a 12 inch one! Get the 8 inch one!"

And she checks the price and says, "OKAY!"

And so we get it.

AND SO NOW WHEN I MEET NEW PEOPLE I CAN SAY,

"HI I'M DANIELLE AND I HAVE AN 8 INCH SEALER IN MY HOUSE!"

I hope you guys know what a sealer is.

Incase you DON'T, I'll tell you!

It seals plastic bags! Like, it's hot so it melts the plastic together (I think) so it sticks. So it'll close. It's the coolest thing in the WORLD! WORLD! WORLD!

But don't trust me on the melting part though. I don't actually know how it happens.

and by the "stuff" that I put the asterisk by, I meant drugs and alcohol.

(asterisk = * < that star thing)

is it called an asterisk? or an asterik...................

today's a good day for a nap.

but nooo. somebody had to go open a new Tesco.. building thing and tell my mom about it.

so instead of my nap. i'm going to Tesco. because i am cool.

and also because someone opened a new Tesco building thing and told my mom about it.

Not everyone that danielle ng is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for danielle ng. This amuses danielle ng because she is bulletproof.

When danielle ng falls in water, danielle ng doesn't get wet. Water gets danielle ng.

danielle ng eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects danielle ng could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and danielle ng.

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at danielle ng � dies.

danielle ng doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: danielle ng once swallowed a turtle whole, and when she crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

danielle ng can delete the Recycling Bin.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a woman, and vanquish evil from the land. That woman is not danielle ng, because danielle ng killed that woman.

For undercover police work, danielle ng pins her badge underneath her shirt, directly into her chest.

danielle ng will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.

On her birthday, danielle ng randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

danielle ng can get Blackjack with just one card.

When danielle ng wants an egg, she cracks open a chicken.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And danielle ng."

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of danielle ng."

hm.

why do people like to write the F word all over walls? it's like.. the first word that comes into their mind.

so the other day i went to my cousins house. and while i was in the lift i noticed that it was covered in F yous. at the end of the lift.. thing. hahaha. it said

"F**k who?"

wouldn't you already know who you wanted to...... f? i dunno. i dunno.

and can someone tell me why the ocean is blue?

I WANT A SWING!!!!

like THIS ONE!!

and this one!!!!!!

i want a swing lahh!!!

Nail polish is kinda yummy.

I had a weird dream.

I dreamt that it was illegal to be chinese in Australia. And like, it was at night and i was walking around some street with Chanelle. Hahaha. And this policeman stopped us and gave us a saman for being chinese. And the Leslie family had to move away because they were chinese.

It was really weird!!!

hi. today i went to work. and. it was cool.

this post will make sense

this is gonna be like one of those what i did today posts because there's nothing much to say.

OKAY.

So this morning I woke up at 8:40 .. i was supposed to leave the house for school at 8:30. so not cool lah. SO got up and rush rushed to schoool. then when we got to school we found out that the bus that was supposed to take us to the seminar was full so we had to wait for the bus to come back.

Oh yeah. Yesterday we had a graduants party in our house. That's why we woke up late cos we slept quite late. People only left at 3 in the morning. I don't know how they were so awake. I was sooo tired.

And so finally the bus came and we went off. to PJ or something. and then blabalbala seminar ended. I think people from PJ and.. Metro? were there too. Yup. Sean Liew took his braces off? Yup. Probably ages ago but i didn't know. And balbalbalaaaaa. After the seminar ended we had to wait for the second bus to come so we played the tapping hand game. I don't know what it's called. It was very tensioning. But you know.

Then the bus came and we left. How interesting right? Anyway, my sister and I didn't go to work today cos we were too tired. Came home and slept. It was a weird sleep. It was a good sleep. It was really deeeep. Like, if i had a picture of how i looked sleeping today, it'd be a pic of me closing my eyes and frowning.

My sister woke me up for dinner. She says that while she was waking me up, I suddenly said, "Corly hair." BUT I DON'T REMEMBER! And i don't know what corly means! So whatever la okay! okay?!?!?!?!

And now i'm being bitten by mosquitoes.

This blog post was so interesting huh............

Okay bye!

GERRAH!

i keep hiccupping. wa beh tahan liao ah!

anyway i wa gonna update then.. i went down. now i don't know.

:)

Hi again.

I just want you guys to know that sometimes I love you guys and that I am a box.

Okay?

And since I'm kinda bored. Here's another picture :)

i know it isn't exactly the coolest picture. but at the same time.. it is! that's vitto and marielle.