Why Are You Looking Here When What You Really Wanna Do is Pick Your Nose?

hello friends. well, i was gonna update about new exciting things. but i forgot everything.

it's like, during the day i'm like 'OH YEAH I'M SO GONNA PUT THIS ON MY BLOG!'

and i come home. and i totally forget what i wanted to update about. :(

today i baked a cake. i worked really hard on it. when it finally. finished.....

my sister said, "eh, your cake very ugly."

:(:(:(:(

BROKE MY HEART.

now i'm left to............. i don't know i can't find anything that rhymes with the word "heart".

start, bart.

anyway. if i could be any Simpsons character.. I'd wanna be Marge Simpson. Just because she's got awesome hair.

seriously. CHECK. THIS. OUT.

seriously! she could kill someone with hair like that! it's like..

robber: HEY! GIMMEYOURMONEY!
marge: WATAUUU!! *pretends to be a swordfish*
robber: WOAH! YOUR HAIR! IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH ME LIKE A REALLY REALLY REALLY SHARP SWORD!
marge: Yeah it did. Now i gotta go home and wash off this blood or i'll look like some kinda lollipop.

Hahahaha. yeah. i dunno.

.. danieleleelelellee