hallo!

i'm gonna call my brother on the.. phone. now!

byebye!

hello friends. well, i was gonna update about new exciting things. but i forgot everything.

it's like, during the day i'm like 'OH YEAH I'M SO GONNA PUT THIS ON MY BLOG!'

and i come home. and i totally forget what i wanted to update about. :(

today i baked a cake. i worked really hard on it. when it finally. finished.....

my sister said, "eh, your cake very ugly."

:(:(:(:(

BROKE MY HEART.

now i'm left to............. i don't know i can't find anything that rhymes with the word "heart".

start, bart.

anyway. if i could be any Simpsons character.. I'd wanna be Marge Simpson. Just because she's got awesome hair.

seriously. CHECK. THIS. OUT.

seriously! she could kill someone with hair like that! it's like..

robber: HEY! GIMMEYOURMONEY!
marge: WATAUUU!! *pretends to be a swordfish*
robber: WOAH! YOUR HAIR! IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH ME LIKE A REALLY REALLY REALLY SHARP SWORD!
marge: Yeah it did. Now i gotta go home and wash off this blood or i'll look like some kinda lollipop.

Hahahaha. yeah. i dunno.

.. danieleleelelellee

my daddy says he's gonna feed me alot alot alot and when i'm really really fat he's gonna sell me away by the kilo.

i am going to buy a gun and shoot this bird down. this is the bird that comes to my window everyday and tries to fly into my room. basically smacks itself against the window over and over again.

ehhh.. imagine if we lived in a world where you have to pay monthly tax to the government for being good looking. like, the more good looking you are the more you have to pay. then those who go around telling people how much they have to pay are the show off-y people. i think if we lived in a world like that, parents would be praying for ugly kids. mmhmm. i duno. just thought about it. and since i need to update my blog.

THIS IS IT!!!

:D

chicka bangbang

We were driving through this uber long tunnel. It was. SUPER long. and there were all these flashing lights.

So I was talking to my sister.

Me: EH LIKE RAVE PARTY! DUK TISH DUK TISH!!
My sister: NOOO! LIKE RABOON WAVE! HAAHAHA!!
Me: Huh?
My sister: RABOON WAVE! AHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Me: You mean baboon?
My sister: OH YA!

yeah and i just found that funny.

i'm just updating for the sake of updating.

SO THERE.

UPDATE

Tongue tied.

Yesterday I went to SUBWAY! And I had a roast beef sandwich.

So like, I was paying la. And the man behind the counter asked, "what are you having?"

then I said,

"Oh, I'm having the roaf beast."

just for the sake of updating lah.

ok byebye.