Stick your tongue out and try not to blink until you've finished reading this post!
Okay, so today, in the plane, there was this lady sitting behind me. Sort of. I was window and she was aisle. So I guess that means she was diagonal behind me or something? Aaaanyway, blablabla land. So we get up to leave the plane. And she walks infront of me and I'm thinking, "WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You must be wondering why I thought that when she walked infront of me.
It's because.. well.. SHE WAS GIGANTIC!
I mean, not fat or anything. She was TALL. And REALLY SKINNY. Which added to her tallness!!!!
So I said she was like, right infront of me, right? So nobody was moving yet because we had to wait for whoever to unboard the plane first. So I was like trying to casually get closer to her so I could measure how much shorter I am.
And and and.. The top of my head doesn't even reach her shoulders!!!! :( :(
I'm like 3 inches below her shoulders. That's how tall she is!!
And I just started laughing and laughing at her height for some reason I found it amusing. But I tried to suppress(?i don't think i spelled it right) my laughter. Then as we were walking out of the plane the air steward (the one who goes, "Thank you for flying with us" or whatever) said, "OH WATCH YOUR HEAD!" and she had to tilt her head to make sure she didn't hit the top of the door thing! And after that I just started laughing.
Heehee. SO TALL!!!
Gosh.
Okay, as you can see, I had nothing better to update about.
OH OH! Yes. One more thing.
During the flight we were watching TV and like, they kept interrupting with announcements and stuff. So my sister and I were getting so annoyed. Then my sister started like, punching the screen infront of her (which is like the chair infront of her) and suddenly she realized that there was someone sitting on that chair. SO she like tried to hide herself behind the chair so he wouldn't see her.
And I was laughing at her punching the screen and I forgot that there was someone sitting infront there.
ALL of a sudden this angry freaky/ scary/ fierce looking indian man sits up and turns around and looks at ME!!!
And I was laughing so I was like, "Uhhh.. sorryyyy *giggle giggle*" and he sat back down again.
Then he sat up and looked at me fiercely again and then sat again. he did that a few times. and the whole time i was just smiling at him like some kinda retardo.
And when the flight ended I couldn't reach the hand carry bag thing that I put into the overhead thing. And the man sitting behind me had to help me get it because i was just waving my arms around trying to get the bag.
SHEESH!! The tall lady should've helped don't you think? She was like the same height as the top of the thing anyways. Gosh. I can't STAND IT when people waste their talents away. Hehehehehehe..
Okay I'm gonna stop now.
Sorry if that was long winded. I'm a little long winded sometimes. When I was young my mom used to complain that I was too long winded.
Okay REALLY I'll stop now.
Love, peace, and wedgies,
danielle.
p/s: You'd better still be sticking out your tongue and not blinking or whatever.